Remember that pesky outlet from a few posts back? Well, the electric company did come out as I requested, but the guy wouldn't shut my power off because I'm not an electrician. I explained that we can't possibly afford to hire an electrician and that I would likely just have to attempt to screw it back in with the power still going and risk electocuting myself, but to no avail. So that's what I just did and am just happy to say I'm still here. And the damn nightlight will just have to wait for another house.